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Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York, And all the clouds that loured upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, Our bruised arms hung up for monu
Author: William Shakespeare

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Author: Chinese Proverb

O Winter! ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know.
Author: William Cowper

Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. "
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What is a dentist's office? A filling station.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes