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No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Author: John Stuart Mill

No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.
Author: Harold Laki

No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

In a false quarrel there is no true valour.
Author: William Shakespeare

No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
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Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
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Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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