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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Author: Evan Davis

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
Author: Lily Tomlin

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
Author: Booker T. Washington

No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think that when you invite people to your home, you invite them to yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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