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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
Author: H. L. Mencken

For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.
Author: Ingrid Bengis

For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Author: Dan Quayle

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
Author: Homer

For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
Author: Turkish Proverb

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes