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He that jokes confesses.
Author: Italian Proverb

He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.
Author: John Milton

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Author: Jonathan Swift

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Author: Brendan Behan

Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
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Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
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Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"
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Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.
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Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ah'm gonna save it!"
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