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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Author: Scott Adams

Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
Author: Emma Goldman

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
Author: Frank A. Clark

Culture makes all men gentle.
Author: Menander

Custom is the great guide of human life.
Author: David Hume

Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes