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Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.
Author: Leo Rosten

Action is at bottom a swinging and flailing of the arms to regain one's balance and keep afloat.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Actions lie louder than words.
Author: Carolyn Wells

Admit that your own private Mount Everest exists. That is half the battle.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Adversity is the touchstone of friendship.
Author: French Proverb

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
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Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes