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Every hero becomes a bore at last.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.
Author: Martha Beck

Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.
Author: William Shakespeare

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
Author: Robertson Davies

Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Author: Bertrand Russell

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !
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Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."
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Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
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