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Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Every day we do things, we are things that have to do with peace. If we are aware of our life..., our way of looking at things, we will know how to make peace right in the moment, we are alive.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh

Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
Author: Robert Graves

Every great and commanding moment in the annals of the world is the triumph of some enthusiasm.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "
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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
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Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
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