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The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney

One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
Author: William Faulkner

Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Author: Saint Augustine

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes