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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou

The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud

The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Author: Euripides

The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, " My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through the kitchen." "Oh, no," the manager quickly replied. "The bathtub falls through the living room."
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Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
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Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
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Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.
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