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Best quotes to send by SMS
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.Author: Margaret Cho
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.Author: Francis Hutcheson
That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.Author: Madonna
It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.Author: Helen Fielding
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.Author: William J. H. Boetcker
The best jokes to send by SMS
There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
to England
to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted
to use
the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a
messenger
boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house
knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a
response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse
read:
The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she
was
not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at
one
time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so
instead soft,
plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best
seat where
EVERYONE can see you!This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What do you use to cut the ocean? A
seasawThis is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
This morning I felt that today was going to be
my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket,
there
were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the
seven
o'clock race - so I backed the seventh.
Did it win?
No,
it came seventh.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes