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If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie

If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Author: Matt Groening

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
Author: George C. Marshall

If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuckian. "Wrong," said the host. "Old MacDonald had a farm," said the West Virginian. "That's correct!" shouted the MC. "Now for $200,000, spell farm." The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: "E-I-E-I-O."
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes