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Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
Author: Edmund Spenser

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Author: Fletcher Knebel

So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Author: Kin Hubbard

So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring fort
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes