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I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world and as there are days in the life of those people.
Author: Mary S. Calderone

I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and of all those people, how was I going to meet the right ones? The right ones to be my friends, the right one to be my husband. Now I just believe you meet the people you're supposed to meet.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
Author: Joseph Addison

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world.
Author: Peter Ustinov

I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.
Author: Robin Green

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.
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Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.
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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
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