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Every time we liberate a woman, we liberate a man.
Author: Margaret Mead

Every time you state what you want or believe, you're the first to hear it. It's a message to both you and others about what you think is possible. Don't put a ceiling on yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
Author: Nick Diamos

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Author: David Letterman

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes