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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
Author: Thomas Szasz

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Author: Suzanne Necker

Fragile as reason is and limited as law is as the institutionalised medium of reason, that's all we have between us and the tyranny of mere will and the cruelty of unbridled, undisciplined feelings.
Author: Felix Frankfurter

Freedom and indedendence form my character.
Author: Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children a
Author: Ronald Reagan

How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.
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I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
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Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
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