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Ninety percent of everything is crap.Author: Theodore Sturgeon
No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.Author: Henry P. Fairchild
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.Author: William Blake
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.Author: Anonymous
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The best jokes to send by SMS
Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Which people do the
burgers hate?
The
ones who are always putting the bite on them!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie
Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Why aren't burgers too
good at
basketball?
Too many turnovers!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their
prime!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes