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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Author: Professor Irwin Corey

It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its sovereign law is subordination and dependence.
Author: Marquis de Vauvenargues

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Author: Jules Feiffer

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Author: Arthur Rubinstein

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
Author: Margaret Cho

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?' 'How would I know?' asked Jenny. 'I haven't got any little girls.'
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes