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My library Was dukedom large enough.
Author: William Shakespeare

The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Author: Phaedrus

Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
Author: Jewish Proverb

I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep

The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes