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The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.Author: Bible
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.Author: Oscar Wilde
To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture.Author: Oscar Wilde
To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.Author: Hugo Von Hofmannsthal
The body is a sacred garment.Author: Martha Graham
The best jokes to send by SMS
A mom
and dad were worried about their son
not wanting to learn math at the
school he was in, so they decided
to send him to a Catholic school.
After the first day of school,
their son comes racing into the house, goes
straight into his room
and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a
little worried about this
and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find
him sitting at
his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that
for the rest
of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his
report
card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see
under
math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed
your mind
about learning math?"
The son looked at mom and
dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I
walked into the
classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the
back of the room
behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant
business."This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a
tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam,
bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"This is the joke from a category: School jokes
"Isn't the principal a
dummy!" said a boy
to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the
girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I
am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"This is the joke from a category: School jokes
How many students does it take to change a
light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: Didn't you know the
bell had
gone?
Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.This is the joke from a category: School jokes