Best quotes to send by SMS

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
Author: Clarence Darrow
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
Author: John Keats
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
Author: Bette Davis
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Author: Edith Sitwell
How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
Author: Elbert Hubbard
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum
!
Callum who ?
Callum all black !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candice
!
Candice who ?
Candice get any better !
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Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie a torch !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cass
!
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
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