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It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the han
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

It was we, the people; not we, the white male citizens; nor yet we, the male citizens; but we, the whole people, who formed the Union.... Men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less.
Author: Susan B. Anthony

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
Author: Aneurin Bevan

We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
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Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.
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"Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"
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