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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Author: Unknown

Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
Author: William S. Burroughs

Anything you fully do is an alone journey.
Author: Natalie Goldberg

Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will be there, but to get the truth, the realities that must be grappled with. You may not like what you find. In that case you are entitled to try to change it. But do not deceive yoursel
Author: Bernard M. Baruch

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Author: Philip Johnson

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
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"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"
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I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
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What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !
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