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It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

It is good for us to be here.
Author: Bible

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Author: Sally Kempton

It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

It is impossible to go through life without trust: That is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.
Author: Graham Greene

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps ...
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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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