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Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.
Author: Carl Jung

None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Author: Peter De Vries

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Author: Edward Shepherd Mead

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!"
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Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
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What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.
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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
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