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In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
Author: Mogens Jallberg

In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
Author: A. E. Housman

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
Author: William Shakespeare

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.
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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
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How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
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When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.
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