Best Cell Phones

How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
Author: Charles Mackay

Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
Author: John Howard Payne

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Author: Susan Ertz

Miserable comforters are ye all.
Author: Bible

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
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What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!
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What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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