Best Cell Phones

I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Author: Menander

If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
Author: Anonymous

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Author: Jewish Proverb

If I take refuge in ambiguity, I can assure you that it's quite conscious.
Author: Frank Boyden

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
Author: Dorothy Parker

Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes