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I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
Author: Alice Walker

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Author: Stephen Vincent Benet

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Author: Garrison Keillor

I can resist anything but temptation.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
Author: Seneca

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes