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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man'
Author: John Donne

No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Author: Publilius Syrus

No matter how advanced your camera you still need to be responsible for getting it to the right place at the right time and pointing it in the right direction to get the photo you want.
Author: Ken Rockwell

No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes