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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.
Author: Stanley Kunitz

What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailer so inexorable as one's self!
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of Heaven?
Author: Neil Gaiman

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
Author: Doug Larson

Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
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Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
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