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No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Author: Publilius Syrus

No matter how advanced your camera you still need to be responsible for getting it to the right place at the right time and pointing it in the right direction to get the photo you want.
Author: Ken Rockwell

No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.
Author: Arnold Glasgow

Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
This is the joke from a category: College jokes