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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is.
Author: Tennessee Williams

Make it your habit not to be critical about small things
Author: Edward Everett

Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
Author: Robin Norwood

... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.
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Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes