Best quotes to send by SMS
Antoine de Saint-Exupery Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

J. S. Bryan Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.
Author: J. S. Bryan

Dorothy Parker I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Author: Dorothy Parker

Professor Irwin Corey Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Author: Professor Irwin Corey

Marquis de Vauvenargues It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its sovereign law is subordination and dependence.
Author: Marquis de Vauvenargues

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Book title jokes Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe
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Book title jokes One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
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