Best quotes to send by SMS

Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.
Author: J. S. Bryan
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Author: Dorothy Parker
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Author: Professor Irwin Corey
It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its sovereign law is subordination and dependence.
Author: Marquis de Vauvenargues
The best jokes to send by SMS

Silence
is Golden by Xavier Brethe
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One Hundred
Metres to the Bus Stop, by
Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty
Wont
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I'm
Absolutely Certain by R. U.
Sure
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
The New
Drum by Major Headache
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
The Escaping
Herd by Gay Topen
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes