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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

Beauty is the purgation of superfluities.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
Author: Amelia Burr

Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.
Author: Rebecca West

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Author: John Wilmot

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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