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I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad.
Author: John Kerry

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
Author: Elayne Boosler

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
Author: Bethania McKenstry

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Author: Fred Allen

In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Author: Akira Kurosawa

Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes