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In a quarrel, the higher voiced person will win.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason.
Author: Sir John Powell

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
Author: Judith Martin

Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them.
Author: John Henry Cardinal Newman

Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.
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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard
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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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