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It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one likes and say what one thinks.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Author: Augusten Burroughs

It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
Author: Edith Nesbitt

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Author: Bill Cosby

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes