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It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Author: John Viscount Morley

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Author: e e cummings

How much longer are we going to think it necessary to be ''American'' before (or in contradistinction to) being cultivated, being enlightened, being humane, and having the same intellectual discipline as other civilized countries?
Author: Edith Wharton

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Author: Margaret Bonnano

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
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Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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