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Heraclitus All is flux, nothing stays still.
Author: Heraclitus

Chantal Saperstein All marriages are mixed marriages.
Author: Chantal Saperstein

T. E. Lawrence All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
Author: T. E. Lawrence

Bertrand Russell All movements go too far.
Author: Bertrand Russell

William Faulkner All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
Author: William Faulkner

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