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A kind Of excellent dumb discourse.
Author: William Shakespeare

A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman.
Author: American Proverb

A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.
Author: Cuban Proverb

A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lon e Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?" The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............ you left your Injun running!!!"
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Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?
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A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man. The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.
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