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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Author: Bill Watterson

There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
Author: Plato

Lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!"
Author: William Shakespeare

Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!
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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
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Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."
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