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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Author: Mark Twain

Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
Author: Seneca

Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.
Author: Marilyn Ferguson

What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did't go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona City Firemen who used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting but the farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didn't have a replacement for him and to tell the Corona firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he saw them he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R.F.D. guys asked the farmer what the Corona boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fine until one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We ll whats wrong with that they asked. The farmer said they renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark all the time.
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