Best quotes to send by SMS
Pablo Picasso God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Joel S. Goldsmith God must become an activity in our consciousness.
Author: Joel S. Goldsmith

Real Live Preacher God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to of
Author: Real Live Preacher

Charles Rosin Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
Author: Charles Rosin

Izaak Walton Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Author: Izaak Walton

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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History jokes Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
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History jokes What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
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History jokes You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
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History jokes What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !
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