Best quotes to send by SMS

God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.
Author: Pablo Picasso
God must become an activity in our consciousness.
Author: Joel S. Goldsmith
God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to of
Author: Real Live Preacher
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
Author: Charles Rosin
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Author: Izaak Walton
The best jokes to send by SMS

What English King invented
the fireplace
?
Alfred the grate !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the
bottom !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
You've
failed history again !
Well you
always told me to let bygones be bygones !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes