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Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
Author: Ayn Rand

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own: He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
Author: John Dryden

Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war?
Author: Hermocrates of Syracuse

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Author: Homer

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
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What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!
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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
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New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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