Best quotes to send by SMS
William J. Broad The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad

Robert Louis Stevenson Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Willa Cather The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather

Sir William Osler The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
Author: Sir William Osler

Charles Bukowski The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
Author: Charles Bukowski

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
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Internet jokes What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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Internet jokes Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
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Internet jokes What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.
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Internet jokes Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.
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