Best quotes to send by SMS

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather
The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
Author: Sir William Osler
The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
Author: Charles Bukowski
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did you say to the policeman who spent
eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don't spread it around.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What did the maths homework website say to
the
geometry website?
Boy do we have problems.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes