Best quotes to send by SMS

I had learnt to seek intensitymore of life, a concentrated sense of life.
Author: Nina Berberova
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
Author: Blaise Pascal
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Author: Albert Einstein
The hoary head is a crown of glory.
Author: Bible
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Author: Steven Wright
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar
!
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cam
!
Cam who ?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candy
!
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo
!
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie on camping !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes