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Best quotes to send by SMS
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.Author: Doris Day
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.Author: Charles Caleb Colton
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.Author: Elbert Hubbard
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.Author: Voltaire
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.Author: Immanuel Kant
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why was the big, hairy,
two-headed monster
top of the class at school?
Because two heads are better than
one.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who
sent
his picture to a lonely hearts club?
They sent it back saying they
weren't that lonely!This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why did the monster drink ten liters of
antifreeze?
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Where does
the bride of Frankenstein have
her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!
Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes