Best quotes to send by SMS

I've always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do.
Author: Steve Jobs
The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Author: Shakti Gawain
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Author: Bill Cosby
The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis
The wages of sin are unreported.
Author: Unknown
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do hip pigs call their ladies?
Fine
swine.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What do pigs drive?
Pig-up trucks!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A
groundhog!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub
him with oinkment.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes